Greetings

[purimura]

Greetings
I am here
on Dreamwidth

Story I have copied and pasted
from my past:

I can't have coffee at all
It makes me twitch like crazy, gives me stomach aches, makes me jump
through windows and hold knives at throats shouting, "GIVE IT TO MEEE
GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOW" as my eyes bounce in and out of my head in and
out in and out and i end up with my head in a toilet bowl at the local
in & out that's actually not so local and actually 50 minutes away and
there's this guy named Barry and he's big and hairy with a really
thick, dark full beard and he carves my phone number into the stall
door and says, "call for a good time" and then he points and me and
says, "never do that shit ever ever again" and I'm like, "fuck"

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Dreamwidth,
it feels strange
and fresh